Posted by GECKO aka INTRUDN's BOSS on April 06, 2000 at 01:59:35:
In Reply to: My Dog Dropped My Bike! posted by Knotme on April 05, 2000 at 19:12:29:
My bike has been knocked over twice. Each time by the same culprit: Caesar. Let me tell you who Caesar is. He is a friend of the family that my husband, INTRUDN, has threatend to BAR-B-Q on several occasions. No, he is not a canibal. Caesar is a 250 pound Vietnamese Potbelly pig. I bought him when he was as big as a shoebox. He was supposed to be a miniature potbelly, but obviously he isn't. He likes to scratch his rump on the fence posts, truck bumper, riding mower, and my bike when I leave it outside the shed. He must know not to mess with my husbands bike...he never goes near it. INTRUDN has had to reset my bars several times because of Caesar, and a fence post is a good way to go. Usually he can do it by himself (probably because he is still mad at Caesar). I thought Y'all could use a good laugh, otherwise this would've stayed in the "Don't believe I would've told that one" file. INTRUDN still says he's gonna BAR-B-Q him one of these days, but it's more likely I'll cook HIM before he touches Caesar.
GECKO